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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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