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Macroglossum schnitzleri is a moth of the family Sphingidae. It is known from the Moluccas.
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New Directions is an album by Jack DeJohnette, recorded in June 1978 and released on ECM later that year. The quartet features trumpeter Lester Bowie, guitarist John Abercrombie, and bassist Eddie Gomez.
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