Carol Davila was a Romanian physician of Italian ancestry. He is considered to be the father of Romanian medicine.
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The Holden Monaro is a car that was manufactured by General Motors' Australian division Holden. It has a front-engine, rear-wheel-drive layout and was produced with a two-door coupé body from 1968 to 1976 and again from 2001 to 2006 and with a 4-door sedan body from 1973 to 1979.
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