{"type":"standard","title":"Masaka–Bukakata Road","displaytitle":"Masaka–Bukakata Road","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q25051501","titles":{"canonical":"Masaka–Bukakata_Road","normalized":"Masaka–Bukakata Road","display":"Masaka–Bukakata Road"},"pageid":45219695,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Plan_of_Masaka-Bukakata_Road._%28WOMAT-AFR-BEA-189-7%29.jpg/330px-Plan_of_Masaka-Bukakata_Road._%28WOMAT-AFR-BEA-189-7%29.jpg","width":320,"height":179},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Plan_of_Masaka-Bukakata_Road._%28WOMAT-AFR-BEA-189-7%29.jpg","width":8869,"height":4950},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1236349581","tid":"3c2150bb-4987-11ef-a1ba-bc811a7464fa","timestamp":"2024-07-24T06:37:45Z","description":"Ugandan road","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-0.30805556,"lon":31.87777778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Masaka%E2%80%93Bukakata_Road"}},"extract":"The Masaka–Bukakata Road is a road in the Central Region of Uganda, connecting the city of Masaka to the lakeside town of Bukakata in Masaka District. As of September 2020, the road surface was gravel, which washed away when it rained, stranding motorists, traders and their merchandise.","extract_html":"
The Masaka–Bukakata Road is a road in the Central Region of Uganda, connecting the city of Masaka to the lakeside town of Bukakata in Masaka District. As of September 2020, the road surface was gravel, which washed away when it rained, stranding motorists, traders and their merchandise.
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TDRS-5, known before launch as TDRS-E, is an American communications satellite, of first generation, which is operated by NASA as part of the Tracking and Data Relay Satellite System. It was constructed by TRW is based on a custom satellite bus which was used for all seven first generation TDRS satellites.
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