{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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